Please help pass the word so that they can have a big crowd!!!!
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Monday, November 19, 2012
Fwd: Spirit Night 11-20-12
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Fwd: IMPORTANT RECALL INFORMATION ON NESQUIK CHOCOLATE FLAVOR POWDER
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Fwd: CHICK-FIL-A SPIRIT NIGHT
Please help pass the word so that we can have a big crowd!!!!!
Lee Christian Booster Club
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
FW: Read this sentence carefully
takes something from your grasp, he's not
punishing you, but merely opening your hands to
receive something better. Concentrate on this
sentence. "The will of God will never take you
where the Grace of God will not protect you."
Something good will happen to you today,
something that you have been waiting to hear.
Please do not break. Just 27 Words, 'God our
Father, walk through my house and take away all
my worries and illnesses and please watch over
and heal my family in your name, Amen' This
prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people
including me. A blessing is coming to you in
form of a new job, a house, marriage or
financially. Do not break or ask questions.
This
is a test. Does God come first in your life?
If
so, stop what you're doing and send it to 12
people now. Watch what He
does.
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Sunday, September 23, 2012
Fwd: Moms
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine..
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS.... and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!