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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Fwd: Water or Coke?

Water or Coke?


 

 

I could not believe this.....  Very interesting!
 
                  


 
WATER

#1.   75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 
         (Likely applies to half the world population)
 
 
#2.   In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
      that it is mistaken for hunger.
 
 
#3.   Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.
 

#4.   One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs 
         for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a  University of
           Washington study.
 
 
#5.   Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
 
 
#6.   Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
       water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
       for up to 80% of sufferers.
 
 
#7.   A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term 
        memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
        the computer screen or on a printed page.
 
 
 
#8.   Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
       colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
       cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop
       bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
       you should drink every day?
 
 

 COKE
 
 
#1.   In many states the highway patrol carries
         two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
         the highway after a car accident
.
 

#2.   You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
          and it will be gone in two days.
 
#3.  To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
        toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
      then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
      stains from vitreous china.
 

#4.   To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
          Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
         Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
 
 

#5.   To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
          a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
          away the corrosion
.
 

#6.   To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
         to the rusted bolt for several minutes
.
 

#7.   To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
          the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
         Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
         with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy
.
 

#8.   To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
         into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run 
         through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
         grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
         windshield.
 

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
 
#1.   The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
          It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
          acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
          contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.
 
#2.
  To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
         commercial trucks must use Hazardous Material Warning
         Cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
 
#3.
  The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
         engines of the trucks for about 20 years!   Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?


 


or Coke?


    
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Monday, February 4, 2013

Fwd: SENIORS & COMPUTERS


SENIORS & COMPUTERS..........

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that?

In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned...'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.  

'Write it down, 'he said' and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:

"ID10T" 

I used to like Eric, the little shit head.
If you're not a Senior yet, send this to someone that is. 

 

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Help me become a Heart Hero

I need your support!


Friend,

We only have one heart! I want to take care of mine and help you take care of yours too! This year, I have set a personal goal to raise money for the American Heart Association by participating in the Jump Rope For Heart event at my school.

Heart Disease can happen to anyone so it's really important to be physically active and eat healthy. Did you know that heart disease is our nation's number one killer? Help me become a lifesaver!

Will you make a donation to help me reach my goal? It's fast and easy to do on my personal webpage. Just use the link below to support me today!

Your contribution will support the American Heart Association's work to:

- Put up-to-the-minute research into doctors' hands so they can better prevent and treat heart disease among patients.
- Fund groundbreaking pediatric heart and stroke research.
- Train more than 9 million health professionals and others each year in emergency cardiovascular care.

Please support me in my efforts - together we can save lives! Thank you very much!

Follow This Link to visit my personal web page and help me in my efforts to support YM-MAA

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Fwd: IRISH LUCK


I hope it works for you...

 

 
 
 
 
let's hope that each of us has Good Luck this Year, courtesy of the Irish.
 
 
      Irish   Luck - Remember to  send it  back!
I want  this back. It  DOES  work.

His  name was Fleming, and  he  was a poor  Scottish farmer.  One day, while  trying to  make a living for  his family, he  heard  a cry for help coming from a nearby boy. 
He dropped his tools
and ran to the boy.

There, mired to his waist in  black  muck, was a  terrified boy, screaming and  struggling  to  free himself.  Farmer Fleming  saved  the lad from what could have been  a  slow and  terrifying death.


The next  day, a  fancy  carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings.  An   elegantly  dressed nobleman stepped out and  introduced  himself as  the father of  the boy Farmer Fleming  had saved.


'I want to repay you,' said  the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'


'No,  I can't accept  payment  for what I  did,' the Scottish farmer  replied waving  off the offer.  At that moment,  the  farmer's own son came to the door of the family  hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

'Yes,' the  farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his  father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.'  And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son  attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London,  and went on to become known  throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming,  the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years  afterward,  the same nobleman's son  who was saved from the bog was stricken  with  pneumonia.

What  saved  his life this  time?   Penicillin.


The name of the  nobleman?   Lord Randolph Churchill ..  His son's name?


Sir Winston Churchill.


Someone once said:  What  goes  around comes  around.


Work like you don't need the money.


Love like you've never been hurt.


Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

It's National Friendship Week, Send this to everyone you consider A FRIEND.

Pass this  on, and brighten  some  ones  day.

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH:   


I hope it works...
May  there always be work  for  your hands to  do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your  windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each  rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you,
and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
 
OK, this is what you have to  do.... Send this to all of your friends.

But - you  HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it!

Now.....Make A wish!!
 
I hope you made your wish!

Now then, if you send to:

1 person ---  your wish will
be granted in 1  year

3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 weeks

8 people --- 1 week

9 people --- 5 days

10 people --- 3 days

12 people --- 2 days

15 people --- 1 day

20 people --- 3 hours

If you delete this after you read it, you will have 1 year of bad luck!



But, if  you send it  to  2 of your friends,  you will automatically have 3  years  good  luck!!!