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Friday, December 14, 2012

Fwd: Dear Santa --

Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy ..
Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet - but mix them together and they're my friends.
Love ya.

Send this to all your fruit cakes.
--

Thursday, December 6, 2012

When God measures a person, he puts the tape around the heart, not around the head. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I asked "why?"... The angel said: "angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message...

God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor.

Fwd: My trip to the store

There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases

of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to Harper about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Monday, December 3, 2012

Fwd: The REAL Miss America

The REAL Miss America

This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him).

It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a U.S. patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.
The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his rectum and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her. (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields) and the last thing that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!

If You Can Not Stand Behind Our Troops, please Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them!

If you agree with this email, send it on!

Remember Freedom is a great thing!! !

Monday, November 19, 2012

Fwd: Spirit Night 11-20-12

Tomorrow night from 5pm – 8pm Lee Christian Booster Club will have their Spirit Night at Chick-Fil-A in Sanford so come on out and have dinner and help the booster club raise some money. You can go through the drive-thru or dine in. Just remember to say you are there for Lee Christian !!!!

Please help pass the word so that they can have a big crowd!!!!